Sto0g3's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Mauspub]

Who wants a titsbeer?

I want a titsbeer.

[Madness iPod Advert]

Ok for your 1st

Though you still have a long way to go.

I didnt really find this funny.

And I think the SONG is called Zombie Nation dude. Grendel did a remix of it which shit all over the original.

[Astronaut Cop]

...

I fucking love you.

Goodnight everybody.

[Primal War 07]

Mr. Marin...

I take of my hat to you sir.
This was a great piece of work!
I commend you on your series and for providing such entertainment!

Keep it up!

[Demonology]

NG Alphas

Thats where this belongs.
I really don't know why you submitted this at all.
Actually- I do. You seem to be digging for praise. What pisses me off is the people who seem to be shitting their pants over this.

Putting aside my abuse.
The animation of your movie was pretty mediocre, but the storyboarded part was alot better. Your art needs work aswell. Shading can do a world of good for a movie such as this.
You could have made the 'summoning' a little more ritual like if you used better lighting (only showing key points where light hits your characters).

The art wasn't anything special, but I spose you are trying to keep things simple considering you are going to do some drawn fbf.
That demon looked pretty lame aswell. If he is only going to appear in one scene- at least let him have an IMPACT on the audience.

Cradle of Filth do not score points with me. At all.
Have a look in the audio portal, support NG metallers who don't suck :P
Title screen tune was well suited, however.

The story isn't anything new, though it doesn't matter much if you make it look pretty.
And your voice acting is like- bad. It subtracts from the mood. It would be way more stylish if you only showed the ritual- a sacrifice or something- or at LEAST use some sort of incantation if your gonna talk.

That pentagram was upside-down too. Upside-down = materialism over spiritualism. Opposite is opposite.

[Grano cap1]

Nice style.

You are a good artist and I thought your style was very original.

This is different from the usual filth that gets dumped on the portal.
I hope to see more from you!

[Project I.V.]

You don't think high enough of yourself.

I like it.
I like how it looked and I like how it sounded.

There needs to be more Iv, and I won't hear otherwise.

[A boys Life]

omg

That owned.

Make more or die.

S-M-films responds:

Hehe I will make a remake of this with better graphics and then I am making a girls life.

[The Spatula!]

Good god.

I actually liked this.
I'd like to see more from you- perhaps a 'spatula: the movie' movie.
The vocoded-dog-song was cool too.

One thing I could suggest to make recording your voice better-

Make a hoop with a coathanger and put it inside a stocking so you have a sorta stocking-coathanger ring (i dont know how else to explain this- sorry).
Whenever you record your voice, put it between your mouth (about 10cm away) and the mic to stop the plosive and breath related inperfections.

Funky-Chickin responds:

Ooooh, i get what you mean, thanks a lot for the Tip! *thumbs up*

[The Little Girl]

Not Bad.

Your art was great, but the animation could have been better and you need to buy yourself a nice condenser mic and get a friend to help you do your vocals.

I liked your story, I think it would be better in book form.

Its like me growing up.