Sto0g3's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Reservoir Dogs aftermath]

I nearly threw up.

What can I say?
That was THE worst thing I've ever seen done with Tarantino's stuff.

Besides the art being very poorly done, the animation was also pretty below average.
I can see how you have tried stucturing this to summarise parts of the movie, but you have failed on so many levels. You have failed us all.
I bet a ton of people got exited when they saw this movie's title, I know I did.

But this was such a dissapointment that I suggest you simply stop releasing flash movies until you get good at making them.

Spotnick responds:

You're taking this whole "movies on newgrounds" thing a little too seriously. Don't get your knickers in a knot over stuff like this. It's just some flash video I made in like, a day becuase I liked the movie. No need for the hateful critique, now.

[FBF episode 1]

Ok...

I don't think you should be submitting the same movie twice. If it is blammed the first time, or doesn't go so well- thats because it ISN'T good and people DON'T like it.

Fbf shit like this has been done alot. It doesn't matter how good you do it, it's still been done. However this wasn't too badly done, so good job on actuall anim.
It was a bit too short though and kinda looks like crap if you compare it to what other people are doing in fbf. Also, I was moderately impressed by the actionscript scrollbar you made and used in this movie. And haven't I heard this music before on other movies?

And on a completely unrelated note:
Your name 'X Static' wouldn't have anything to do with my favourite band 'Static-X' would it?

XStaticFlashes responds:

um no i havent heard of static x sorry :S

[Nonsense Ep.4]

Good work man.

I love all your stuff!

Keep it real in thine hizzle.

Rubbertje responds:

Thanks Sto0g3dude!

I appreciate the kind review.

[Madness Australia]

All points for effort.

I must say, this is not what I'd call a good tribute.
However, I can see that you put in a decent amount of work into this and obviously haven't been using Flash long at all.
And;

-Graphics- The graphics weren't all that crash hot.
-Style- The madness style is the madness style. It's just plain awesome.
However, your animation and drawing techniques could use work.
-Sound- Well, the music didn't really suit your movie. But you had your gun sounds synced up nicely.
-Violence- Yes, there WAS violence, but it was rather simple and 'not violent enough'
Try having people vomit blood or try and crawl to safety after being shot (leaving a trail of blood)- Then get shot! Yay!
-Interactivity- THERE WASN'T EVEN A PLAY BUTTON! Play buttons increase overall awesomeness by over 20%!
-Humour- Well, it was funny in the sense that it wasn't funny at all.

-Overall- 5. 5 (thats 5 out of 10) for effort. Keep practicing, and that 5 could be a 7.

If you are on the Madnesscombat forums, look me up (St00gE) and I can help you a bit with your animation if you'd like. I know a little about what I do.